Jokes
Exam SMS
DAD: Well, Son, did you pass your exams?SON: No, Dad, but I did come top of those that failed. EXAM QUESTION: Why was the period between 500 AD and 900 AD known as the Dark Ages?PUPIL'S ANSWER: Because those were the days of the knights. After an exam the teacher said to a boy, Why have you written by some of your questions, "See Simon Taylor's paper?"The boy replied, Well, sir, you said we weren't to copy each other's work. EXAM QUESTION: What was the Romans' greatest feat?PUPIL'S ANSWER: Learning Latin. EXAMINER: You will be allowed half an hour for each question.PUPIL: How long can we have for the answer, sir? MOTHER: Your history exam marks aren't very good.SON: It isn't my fault. My teacher keeps asking me questions about things that happened before I was born. FATHER: Well, Son, did you get a good place in the exams?SON: Yes, Dad, right by the radiator! FATHER: Why are your exam marks so low?SON: Because I sit at the desk at the back, Dad.FATHER: What difference does that make?SON: Well, there are so many of us in the class that when it's my turn for marks there aren't any left.